— an exasperated Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo), after shoving a reluctant and stalling Cristina Yang (Sandra Oh) into a cab to the airport, ending the duo’s 10 seasons together.
What? Whadya need, an “I love you” or something?….
…I love you. Call me when you get there.
— Ellie (Christa Miller) Torres
You should never accidentally hurt someone’s feelings….
It should be done with intent and purpose.
“No, The Fanny Pack Channel.
THAT’S the lesbian channel!”
— Wanda Sykes, jokingly asked if her new show’s
network, the Amazon Channel, is for gay women
You have to go out on a limb,
because that’s where the fruit is.
— Holland Taylor as Ann Richards
“I want you to know that I’m a very upstanding citizen…I’m a highly decorated veteran of the United States Air Force. I have an honorable discharge and a Meritorious Service Medal. I have the highest academic award achievable in the military.
I have certain standards that I do apply within my job that I do now for the last 19 years working in the Nevada legal brothel industry.”
JJP: “How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?“
AFA: “Well, it’s only like an hour away.”
— Famous Prostitute “Air Force Amy” on
Judge Pirro’s court show