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 The most unique friendships on your Earth

are between women of color

…and men of prance.”

— Explanation of their chosen human forms given by alien Jackie’s
estranged sisters, played by Carla Renata &  Leslie Jordan
 
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Latrice Royale and Manila Luzon

If your palate
Ain’t feelin’
What I’m cookin’,
Then spit it out, bitch

— Latrice Royale,
serving Teletubbie couture
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“If I could have you sit down, Governor Romney. Thank you”

— Moderator Candy Crowley,
during the 2nd Obama/Romney debate, 
echoing my favorite phrase I use to tell
someone to calm down or basically shut up.

“No, Candy, thank YOU”

— Me
 
 
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“Ryan Lochte is a lot like my vagina.  Once it’s dry, the magic is gone.”


— Joan Rivers, 
commenting on an awful
Ryan Lochte fashion choice,
on THE FASHION POLICE
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“We get it, Jennifer Garner. You take your kids to the park.”

– Jane Forrest (Ellen Barkin),
reading a celeb magazine